Sea Monster

This is what happens when you let "M" eat Laffy Taffy.

[10:49 AM] M: what is a sea monster's favorite junk food?
[10:50 AM] K: humans
[10:50 AM] M: no
[10:50 AM] M: ships and dip
[10:50 AM] K: oh my god
[10:51 AM] K: please stop
[10:51 AM] M: what's a sea monster's favorite meal?
[10:51 AM] K: sushi
[10:51 AM] M: no
[10:51 AM] K: stop
[10:51 AM] M: fish and ships
[10:52 AM] M: what's a sea monster's favorite dessert?
[10:52 AM] K: does it have the word 'ship' in it?
[10:52 AM] M: it might
[10:52 AM] K: a banana ship?
[10:53 AM] M: duh. no.
[10:53 AM] K: a chocolate ship cookie?
[10:53 AM] M: that's pretty good but no.
[10:53 AM] M: it's actually cake and ice cream
[10:54 AM] K: is that my hint?
[10:54 AM] M: no
[10:54 AM] M: that's what it is
[10:54 AM] M: cake and ice cream
[10:54 AM] K: i hate you