m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: i don't know what yr up to.
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: but yr suspect.
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: [shakes head again]
k [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: I know what you're up to... and youre still suspect
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: it's impossible to know what i'm up to
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: i don't even know what i'm up to
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
vacation.
m about to leave for a long weekend:
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: have a nice weekend
m [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: thank you. you too
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: dont drink too much
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: look both ways when crossing
m [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: and this time, if boss comes looking for me and asks you where i am tomorrow, don't forget i'm on vacation
k [07/26/2007 4:14 PM]: :p
m [07/26/2007 4:14 PM]: or make something up like i'm training a rare breed of dolphins to rescue starving children off the coast of madagascar
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: have a nice weekend
m [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: thank you. you too
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: dont drink too much
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: look both ways when crossing
m [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: and this time, if boss comes looking for me and asks you where i am tomorrow, don't forget i'm on vacation
k [07/26/2007 4:14 PM]: :p
m [07/26/2007 4:14 PM]: or make something up like i'm training a rare breed of dolphins to rescue starving children off the coast of madagascar
cholesterol.
m [07/26/2007 10:49 AM]: i ate too much breakfast
m [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: i think that donut is going to give me a heart attack
k [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: I cant eat donuts right now. my doc said i need to lower my cholesterol
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: yeah you do. i've been wanting to tell you that your cholesterol has been pretty disgusting as of late and that you should do something about it, but i didn't know how without embarrassing you.
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: i mean it's disgusting
k [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: Well if you were my friend you would have said something knowing our friendship was strong enough to handle something like this.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: i don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror with all that cholesterol
k [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: The fact that you didnt say anything and I had to hear it from a stranger tells me you would rather see me dead.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: well....i can't help it. i'd rather you died than have to stare at your cholesterol all day.
m [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: i think that donut is going to give me a heart attack
k [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: I cant eat donuts right now. my doc said i need to lower my cholesterol
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: yeah you do. i've been wanting to tell you that your cholesterol has been pretty disgusting as of late and that you should do something about it, but i didn't know how without embarrassing you.
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: i mean it's disgusting
k [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: Well if you were my friend you would have said something knowing our friendship was strong enough to handle something like this.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: i don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror with all that cholesterol
k [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: The fact that you didnt say anything and I had to hear it from a stranger tells me you would rather see me dead.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: well....i can't help it. i'd rather you died than have to stare at your cholesterol all day.
i can kill you with my brain.
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: ]:)
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :_|
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :0
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: X-(
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: ?:|
aykim [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: and those are your emotions in just 2 seconds... I fear you.
m [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: you should. i could kill you with my brain.
k [07/20/2007 11:19 AM]: You can kill me with just confusion.
m [07/20/2007 11:20 AM]: well that's yr downfall. not mine.
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :_|
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :0
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: X-(
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: ?:|
aykim [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: and those are your emotions in just 2 seconds... I fear you.
m [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: you should. i could kill you with my brain.
k [07/20/2007 11:19 AM]: You can kill me with just confusion.
m [07/20/2007 11:20 AM]: well that's yr downfall. not mine.
the dating blog begins
m talks to k about her strange dating experience:
k [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: if guys have to explain their behavior ahead of time then they arent ready to date my little girl... who is taller than me.
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: he wasn't explaining his behavior when he told me that story
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: i'm just putting two and two together
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: but then again i have no idea if that blog was really about me
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: it could just be a strange coincidence
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: cause he doesn't really know about kfed
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: no but he is assuming your friend position. Trust me, that posting is about you.
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: strange coincidence?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: like bumping into him at the grocery stroe to find out later he has a tracking device in your car?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: he's a loon
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: mace him
k [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: Or date him some more so you have content for the dating blog
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: nope. the rule with the dating blog is i can only go on one date
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: if i try to force myself to go on more, i may in fact throw up
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: i'm going to have to start handing out waivers to guys i go on dates with
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: "please be aware that any and all material, situations, and stories resulting from this date is subject to publication"
k [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: as long as names have been changed to protect the innocent...
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: well i don't care about protecting the innocent
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: it's the guilty i'm worried about
k [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: if guys have to explain their behavior ahead of time then they arent ready to date my little girl... who is taller than me.
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: he wasn't explaining his behavior when he told me that story
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: i'm just putting two and two together
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: but then again i have no idea if that blog was really about me
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: it could just be a strange coincidence
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: cause he doesn't really know about kfed
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: no but he is assuming your friend position. Trust me, that posting is about you.
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: strange coincidence?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: like bumping into him at the grocery stroe to find out later he has a tracking device in your car?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: he's a loon
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: mace him
k [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: Or date him some more so you have content for the dating blog
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: nope. the rule with the dating blog is i can only go on one date
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: if i try to force myself to go on more, i may in fact throw up
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: i'm going to have to start handing out waivers to guys i go on dates with
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: "please be aware that any and all material, situations, and stories resulting from this date is subject to publication"
k [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: as long as names have been changed to protect the innocent...
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: well i don't care about protecting the innocent
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: it's the guilty i'm worried about
polka dot shoes, death & australia
m [07/05/2007 3:30 PM]: did you see my polka-dot shoes today? :-)
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: yep, they're pretty much the BEST
k [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: baIIs
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: ?
m [07/05/2007 3:35 PM]: is that your word of the day, "balls"?
m [07/05/2007 3:50 PM]: i need another diet pepsi please.
**k goes to kitchen and brings m a diet pepsi**
m [07/05/2007 3:52 PM]: thanks slave.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: you forgot the period
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: the period is very important
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: i wasnt done...
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die a gazillion deaths
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: .
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: that's better
**m ponders life in silence for 4 minutes**
m [07/05/2007 3:57 PM]: i wish i had an australian accent
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: yep, they're pretty much the BEST
k [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: baIIs
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: ?
m [07/05/2007 3:35 PM]: is that your word of the day, "balls"?
m [07/05/2007 3:50 PM]: i need another diet pepsi please.
**k goes to kitchen and brings m a diet pepsi**
m [07/05/2007 3:52 PM]: thanks slave.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: you forgot the period
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: the period is very important
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: i wasnt done...
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die a gazillion deaths
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: .
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: that's better
**m ponders life in silence for 4 minutes**
m [07/05/2007 3:57 PM]: i wish i had an australian accent
crush.
m tells k to quit encouraging her interoffice crush:
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: it would be different if it was even a possibility
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: but it's so not. it's almost funny how much it isn't.
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: so
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: i don't know...
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: there's nothing after the so
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: we can have this carpe diem talk if anything ever happens
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: but until then, quit encouraging me
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: you're either very jaded or very crazy... I havent decided yet. I'll tell you later.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: why would this make me either?
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: I hope I just get a chance to say "I told you so." I really enjoy doing that.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: i do too
m [07/03/2007 3:23 PM]: * sigh *
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: and by 'i do too' i mean i hope you get the chance to say i told you so too
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: just to clarify
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: that i'm a total smitten idiot
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: it would be different if it was even a possibility
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: but it's so not. it's almost funny how much it isn't.
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: so
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: i don't know...
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: there's nothing after the so
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: we can have this carpe diem talk if anything ever happens
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: but until then, quit encouraging me
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: you're either very jaded or very crazy... I havent decided yet. I'll tell you later.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: why would this make me either?
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: I hope I just get a chance to say "I told you so." I really enjoy doing that.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: i do too
m [07/03/2007 3:23 PM]: * sigh *
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: and by 'i do too' i mean i hope you get the chance to say i told you so too
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: just to clarify
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: that i'm a total smitten idiot
the bruised lip.
m [06/28/2007 10:07 AM]: so apparently it's possible to bruise your lip
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: yeah, havent you seen boxers?
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: how did you do that m?
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i plead the 5th
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i mean......boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i was boxing
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: boxing? yeah... lip boxing!
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: thats pretty passionate boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:11 AM]: yeah whatever.
m [06/28/2007 10:12 AM]: today would be a good day to start wearing lipstick.
k [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: or not lip boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: your stories are not confirmed
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: i actually hit myself in the mouth with a book
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: now, why the book was flying in front of my face is another story....
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: why would someone throw a book at your face?
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it wasn't thrown
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it was being moved
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: at the speed of throwing?
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: who swings a book around
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: ?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: try again lip boxer!
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: people do. people swing books around.
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: it was being tossed from one location to another
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: not THROWN
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: tossed?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: sounds like throwing
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: no one THREW a book at my face
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: and this book just hit the corner of your lip?
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: was the book the size of a matchbook?
m [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: no
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: but it only hit your lip?
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: well it hit the side of my face, not very hard, but the corner of the book hit my lip and sort of pinched it
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: come on, i'm trying
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: next. you will tell me how you fell down the stairs and got a rug burn on your neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: Just stop.
m [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: there's nothing on my neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: now
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: yeah, havent you seen boxers?
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: how did you do that m?
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i plead the 5th
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i mean......boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i was boxing
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: boxing? yeah... lip boxing!
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: thats pretty passionate boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:11 AM]: yeah whatever.
m [06/28/2007 10:12 AM]: today would be a good day to start wearing lipstick.
k [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: or not lip boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: your stories are not confirmed
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: i actually hit myself in the mouth with a book
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: now, why the book was flying in front of my face is another story....
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: why would someone throw a book at your face?
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it wasn't thrown
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it was being moved
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: at the speed of throwing?
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: who swings a book around
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: ?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: try again lip boxer!
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: people do. people swing books around.
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: it was being tossed from one location to another
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: not THROWN
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: tossed?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: sounds like throwing
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: no one THREW a book at my face
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: and this book just hit the corner of your lip?
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: was the book the size of a matchbook?
m [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: no
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: but it only hit your lip?
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: well it hit the side of my face, not very hard, but the corner of the book hit my lip and sort of pinched it
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: come on, i'm trying
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: next. you will tell me how you fell down the stairs and got a rug burn on your neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: Just stop.
m [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: there's nothing on my neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: now
feedback.
at m and k's place of employment, there is an employee directory online with everyone's picture and info. you can also send feedback to the administrators of the site which happen to include m, k and m's crush at work [that k knows about].
m [06/26/2007 4:20 PM]: i want to post feedback on your page that your picture is ugly.
m [06/26/2007 4:20 PM]: under 'content concern'
k [06/26/2007 4:21 PM]: I'm going to do the same but make an announcement too
m [06/26/2007 4:22 PM]: yeah, make the announcement that you're getting a new face
m [06/26/2007 4:20 PM]: i want to post feedback on your page that your picture is ugly.
m [06/26/2007 4:20 PM]: under 'content concern'
k [06/26/2007 4:21 PM]: I'm going to do the same but make an announcement too
m [06/26/2007 4:22 PM]: yeah, make the announcement that you're getting a new face
irish car bombs and riverdance
m [06/26/2007 10:38 AM]: i was doing irish car bombs last night
k [06/26/2007 10:38 AM]: What is in that? Im not mixologist in any way.
m [06/26/2007 10:39 AM]: you take half a glass of guiness, drop a shot of baileys in it and then chug it as fast as you can.
k [06/26/2007 10:39 AM]: wow
m [06/26/2007 10:39 AM]: you have to drink it fast or the baileys will curdle
k [06/26/2007 10:40 AM]: you throw down.
m [06/26/2007 10:42 AM]: it's just very irish and i like the way the irish do things
m [06/26/2007 10:42 AM]: minus the fighting part
k [06/26/2007 10:43 AM]: irish culture, drinks, men...
m [06/26/2007 10:44 AM]: what irish men do i like? well kevin i guess.
m [06/26/2007 10:44 AM]: oh yeah and the bartender in vegas at the irish pub. i got his number too. haha
k [06/26/2007 10:45 AM]: So that makes three
m [06/26/2007 10:45 AM]: you forgot irish music
m [06/26/2007 10:45 AM]: damien dempsey
k [06/26/2007 10:47 AM]: and river dance
m [06/26/2007 10:48 AM]: you river dance?
k [06/26/2007 10:48 AM]: I am the heavy weight champion of river dancing.
k [06/26/2007 10:48 AM]: I battle professionally
k [06/26/2007 10:38 AM]: What is in that? Im not mixologist in any way.
m [06/26/2007 10:39 AM]: you take half a glass of guiness, drop a shot of baileys in it and then chug it as fast as you can.
k [06/26/2007 10:39 AM]: wow
m [06/26/2007 10:39 AM]: you have to drink it fast or the baileys will curdle
k [06/26/2007 10:40 AM]: you throw down.
m [06/26/2007 10:42 AM]: it's just very irish and i like the way the irish do things
m [06/26/2007 10:42 AM]: minus the fighting part
k [06/26/2007 10:43 AM]: irish culture, drinks, men...
m [06/26/2007 10:44 AM]: what irish men do i like? well kevin i guess.
m [06/26/2007 10:44 AM]: oh yeah and the bartender in vegas at the irish pub. i got his number too. haha
k [06/26/2007 10:45 AM]: So that makes three
m [06/26/2007 10:45 AM]: you forgot irish music
m [06/26/2007 10:45 AM]: damien dempsey
k [06/26/2007 10:47 AM]: and river dance
m [06/26/2007 10:48 AM]: you river dance?
k [06/26/2007 10:48 AM]: I am the heavy weight champion of river dancing.
k [06/26/2007 10:48 AM]: I battle professionally
cranky breakfast.
m [06/22/2007 8:07 AM]: could you guys please keep it down, i'm trying to eat my breakfast
k [06/22/2007 8:08 AM]: Please stop chewing so loud
m [06/22/2007 8:08 AM]: please stop breathing.
k [06/22/2007 8:08 AM]: Please stop chewing so loud
m [06/22/2007 8:08 AM]: please stop breathing.
movie concentration camp
another co-worker of m and k's was gone for the day because her dog was battling the last few days of cancer. that's when m suggested:
m [06/15/2007 4:17 PM]: we should buy her an elephant.
k [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: covered in jewels
m [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: yep. like moulin rouge.
k [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: i never saw it but heard it was good
m [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: it is good. i could lend it to you if you ever have time to watch it.
k [06/15/2007 4:19 PM]: we should do a movie recommendation program where we force each other to watch movies.
m [06/15/2007 4:19 PM]: then it's more like a movie concentration camp
m [06/15/2007 4:17 PM]: we should buy her an elephant.
k [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: covered in jewels
m [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: yep. like moulin rouge.
k [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: i never saw it but heard it was good
m [06/15/2007 4:18 PM]: it is good. i could lend it to you if you ever have time to watch it.
k [06/15/2007 4:19 PM]: we should do a movie recommendation program where we force each other to watch movies.
m [06/15/2007 4:19 PM]: then it's more like a movie concentration camp
interns: part deux
m and k discussing having the interns sign a department birthday card for the boss:
k [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: were we planning to have the interns sign?
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: yes, that's fine
k [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: okay
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: they are a part of us right now
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: i guess
k [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: okay
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: i know their pics aren't on there, but it's ok
k [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: I wasnt sure since i didnt leave much room for interns
m [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: eh...they're interns
k [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: true... how much do they have to say right?
k [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: "like happy birthday"
m [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: like totally
k [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: were we planning to have the interns sign?
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: yes, that's fine
k [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: okay
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: they are a part of us right now
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: i guess
k [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: okay
m [06/15/2007 2:36 PM]: i know their pics aren't on there, but it's ok
k [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: I wasnt sure since i didnt leave much room for interns
m [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: eh...they're interns
k [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: true... how much do they have to say right?
k [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: "like happy birthday"
m [06/15/2007 2:37 PM]: like totally
humpback whale.
m [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: lunch today? or are you too busy AGAIN?!?
k [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: nope
k [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: lets do this
m [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: ok, great.
k [06/13/2007 11:52 AM]: what should we hunt?
m [06/13/2007 11:53 AM]: mmm....
m [06/13/2007 11:53 AM]: mongoose
k [06/13/2007 11:54 AM]: again?
m [06/13/2007 11:55 AM]: umm...
m [06/13/2007 11:55 AM]: humpback whale
k [06/13/2007 11:55 AM]: I am picturing a giant whale swimming with you chewing on its back
m [06/13/2007 11:56 AM]: but its back is like rubber
k [06/13/2007 11:56 AM]: good to know
m [06/13/2007 11:56 AM]: well it helps the visual
k [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: nope
k [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: lets do this
m [06/13/2007 11:51 AM]: ok, great.
k [06/13/2007 11:52 AM]: what should we hunt?
m [06/13/2007 11:53 AM]: mmm....
m [06/13/2007 11:53 AM]: mongoose
k [06/13/2007 11:54 AM]: again?
m [06/13/2007 11:55 AM]: umm...
m [06/13/2007 11:55 AM]: humpback whale
k [06/13/2007 11:55 AM]: I am picturing a giant whale swimming with you chewing on its back
m [06/13/2007 11:56 AM]: but its back is like rubber
k [06/13/2007 11:56 AM]: good to know
m [06/13/2007 11:56 AM]: well it helps the visual
interns.
there was a group of teenage interns working with m and k over the summer. two of them were friends and even though they worked about 20 feet away from each other in an open space, in the same room, they would call each other on the phone. m and k's workstations sit facing each other at the same table.
m [06/13/2007 8:57 AM]: did they really just do that?
m [06/13/2007 8:57 AM]: i'm going to call you later
k [06/13/2007 9:01 AM]: I'm going to fax you later.
m [06/13/2007 9:01 AM]: i'm going to call the receptionist to have them transfer me to you
m [06/13/2007 8:57 AM]: did they really just do that?
m [06/13/2007 8:57 AM]: i'm going to call you later
k [06/13/2007 9:01 AM]: I'm going to fax you later.
m [06/13/2007 9:01 AM]: i'm going to call the receptionist to have them transfer me to you
crazy ear.
m [06/12/2007 1:57 PM]: your ears just moved up like an entire inch
k [06/12/2007 1:57 PM]: what?
m [06/12/2007 1:57 PM]: you made a face and your ears migrated to a different part of your head
k [06/12/2007 2:10 PM]: Im busy. stop bothering me.
m [06/12/2007 2:11 PM]: ok. i don't want to piss you off. one of your ears might attack my face.
k [06/12/2007 1:57 PM]: what?
m [06/12/2007 1:57 PM]: you made a face and your ears migrated to a different part of your head
k [06/12/2007 2:10 PM]: Im busy. stop bothering me.
m [06/12/2007 2:11 PM]: ok. i don't want to piss you off. one of your ears might attack my face.
severed heads.
m's favorite movie happens to be the nightmare before christmas and one day k decides to ask her some movie trivia starting with, "what's in the box?". he was asking her to name the movie from the quote and she thought he just wanted the answer to the question. ironically her obsession with the nightmare before christmas somehow still caused her to arrive at the correct answer.
k [06/12/2007 10:40 AM]: Whats in the box!
m [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: a severed head
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: Sorry
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: "What's in the box?!?!?!"
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: quote
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: movie
m [06/12/2007 11:13 AM]: what's in the box
m [06/12/2007 11:13 AM]: i need a hint
k [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: brad pitt
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: umm
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: seven?
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: at the end
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: his wife's head
k [06/12/2007 10:40 AM]: Whats in the box!
m [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: a severed head
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: Sorry
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: "What's in the box?!?!?!"
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: quote
k [06/12/2007 10:41 AM]: movie
m [06/12/2007 11:13 AM]: what's in the box
m [06/12/2007 11:13 AM]: i need a hint
k [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: brad pitt
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: umm
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: seven?
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: at the end
m [06/12/2007 11:15 AM]: his wife's head
music.
m [06/11/2007 1:44 PM]: you should hear the music i listen to during the day
m [06/11/2007 1:44 PM]: it makes my work day seem like a funny movie
k [06/11/2007 1:45 PM]: So that ipod actually works? I thought it was a cover for the music in your head.
m [06/11/2007 1:45 PM]: well, yr right about that, but i'm still listening to the music in my head
m [06/11/2007 1:44 PM]: it makes my work day seem like a funny movie
k [06/11/2007 1:45 PM]: So that ipod actually works? I thought it was a cover for the music in your head.
m [06/11/2007 1:45 PM]: well, yr right about that, but i'm still listening to the music in my head
at work, working.
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: yo! whats. up
m [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: lunch, yo
m [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: you've been busy today
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: i have a meeting
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: :(
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: working lunch
m [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: terrible, terrible
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
ak [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: its crazy
m [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: not enough fun time
k [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: tell me about it
k [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: it feels like work
m [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: work shouldn't be so much work
m [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: lunch, yo
m [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: you've been busy today
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: i have a meeting
k [06/11/2007 11:57 AM]: :(
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: working lunch
m [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: terrible, terrible
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
k [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: i know
ak [06/11/2007 11:58 AM]: its crazy
m [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: not enough fun time
k [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: tell me about it
k [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: it feels like work
m [06/11/2007 11:59 AM]: work shouldn't be so much work
field trip.
"m" is disappointed to hear that "k" cannot make lunch because he's going on a field trip with some other co-workers....
m [06/07/2007 11:09 AM]: well you guys go do your 'field trip' and i am going to be basking in the sun, sipping on some iced tea and reading the wonderful literature of marcel proust
m [06/07/2007 11:09 AM]: you should be jealous
k [06/07/2007 11:10 AM]: I'm not because I already saw the movie
m [06/07/2007 11:11 AM]: there IS no movie. LIAR!
m [06/07/2007 11:11 AM]: i will now burn you at the stake
k [06/07/2007 11:12 AM]: mmmmm... steak.
m [06/07/2007 11:14 AM]: no....stake....a long wooden pointy thing
k [06/07/2007 11:14 AM]: mmmmm.... stake
m [06/07/2007 11:09 AM]: well you guys go do your 'field trip' and i am going to be basking in the sun, sipping on some iced tea and reading the wonderful literature of marcel proust
m [06/07/2007 11:09 AM]: you should be jealous
k [06/07/2007 11:10 AM]: I'm not because I already saw the movie
m [06/07/2007 11:11 AM]: there IS no movie. LIAR!
m [06/07/2007 11:11 AM]: i will now burn you at the stake
k [06/07/2007 11:12 AM]: mmmmm... steak.
m [06/07/2007 11:14 AM]: no....stake....a long wooden pointy thing
k [06/07/2007 11:14 AM]: mmmmm.... stake
Monday, November 12, 2007
sunglasses.
k [06/07/2007 9:29 AM]: I need some advice in getting a good pair
m [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: oooooo....i'm good at that
k [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: keep in mind, I have a ginormous and round head.
k [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: so I need something wide
m [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: how about we construct a mini tinted windshield for your face
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: it will be very helpful and aerodynamic when running
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: it may even increase your speed
k [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: So I should wear a wielder's mask?
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: well....not exactly
k [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: wait... why mini? why not an actual size windshield?
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: your face isn't THAT wide
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: and i think it might strain your neck
k [06/07/2007 9:32 AM]: No but then i can invite friends to enjoy my glasses
k [06/07/2007 9:32 AM]: we can walk around at lunch like a pack
k [06/07/2007 9:32 AM]: huddle around my cool shades
m [06/07/2007 9:35 AM]: we do that anyway
m [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: oooooo....i'm good at that
k [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: keep in mind, I have a ginormous and round head.
k [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: so I need something wide
m [06/07/2007 9:30 AM]: how about we construct a mini tinted windshield for your face
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: it will be very helpful and aerodynamic when running
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: it may even increase your speed
k [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: So I should wear a wielder's mask?
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: well....not exactly
k [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: wait... why mini? why not an actual size windshield?
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: your face isn't THAT wide
m [06/07/2007 9:31 AM]: and i think it might strain your neck
k [06/07/2007 9:32 AM]: No but then i can invite friends to enjoy my glasses
k [06/07/2007 9:32 AM]: we can walk around at lunch like a pack
k [06/07/2007 9:32 AM]: huddle around my cool shades
m [06/07/2007 9:35 AM]: we do that anyway
Monday, October 8, 2007
the wall.
M [05/30/2007 3:21 PM]: *Bob liked our wall by the way
K [05/30/2007 3:22 PM]: Not my wall. I don't put walls up. I have nothing to hide.
M [05/30/2007 3:22 PM]: yeah, the wall wasn't built for hiding, it was for keeping out
M [05/30/2007 3:23 PM]: you can't keep your junk on YOUR side of the desk
K [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: Listen woman...
M [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: you mean 'read'
M [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: i can't listen
M [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: you're not talking
K [05/30/2007 3:26 PM]: you can take your raggedy homeless cardboard fence with a twisty tie for a barb and live life blocked from the funland known as K if you want....
K [05/30/2007 3:26 PM]: But sooner or later, just like the berlin wall...
K [05/30/2007 3:26 PM]: it will come down
M [05/30/2007 3:27 PM]: the 'funland known as K' ?!?!? that's probably the best thing i've heard since i've worked here
M [05/30/2007 3:27 PM]: and you know you're afraid of the twisty tie barb
K [05/30/2007 3:28 PM]: yeah, it make scratch me and leave a streak of white dead skin
M [05/30/2007 3:28 PM]: it make scratch you? could you please describe that for me
K [05/30/2007 3:29 PM]: no make fun of chaka speak!
M [05/30/2007 3:29 PM]: whatever that is
**M throws binder clip over "the wall"**
M [05/30/2007 3:56 PM]: that was a missle
M [05/30/2007 4:00 PM]: POW!
[the wall in discussion here still exists - in case you were wondering]
K [05/30/2007 3:22 PM]: Not my wall. I don't put walls up. I have nothing to hide.
M [05/30/2007 3:22 PM]: yeah, the wall wasn't built for hiding, it was for keeping out
M [05/30/2007 3:23 PM]: you can't keep your junk on YOUR side of the desk
K [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: Listen woman...
M [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: you mean 'read'
M [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: i can't listen
M [05/30/2007 3:24 PM]: you're not talking
K [05/30/2007 3:26 PM]: you can take your raggedy homeless cardboard fence with a twisty tie for a barb and live life blocked from the funland known as K if you want....
K [05/30/2007 3:26 PM]: But sooner or later, just like the berlin wall...
K [05/30/2007 3:26 PM]: it will come down
M [05/30/2007 3:27 PM]: the 'funland known as K' ?!?!? that's probably the best thing i've heard since i've worked here
M [05/30/2007 3:27 PM]: and you know you're afraid of the twisty tie barb
K [05/30/2007 3:28 PM]: yeah, it make scratch me and leave a streak of white dead skin
M [05/30/2007 3:28 PM]: it make scratch you? could you please describe that for me
K [05/30/2007 3:29 PM]: no make fun of chaka speak!
M [05/30/2007 3:29 PM]: whatever that is
**M throws binder clip over "the wall"**
M [05/30/2007 3:56 PM]: that was a missle
M [05/30/2007 4:00 PM]: POW!
[the wall in discussion here still exists - in case you were wondering]
in the red.
M [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: are you going to the harassment training this afternoon?
K [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: no
M [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: awww why not?
M [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: i think you need to
K [05/24/2007 11:14 AM]: mine's scheduled for june 6th
M [05/24/2007 11:14 AM]: ohhhh...aren't you special
K [05/24/2007 11:15 AM]: thats what my helmet says
K [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: no
M [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: awww why not?
M [05/24/2007 11:13 AM]: i think you need to
K [05/24/2007 11:14 AM]: mine's scheduled for june 6th
M [05/24/2007 11:14 AM]: ohhhh...aren't you special
K [05/24/2007 11:15 AM]: thats what my helmet says
it's always about lunch.
M [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: what's for lunch today? i'm hungry already
K [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: me too!
K [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: oh wait.
M [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: i've been drinking those fruit smoothy naked juice things for breakfast and i think they make me hungry earlier in the day
K [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: i have a lunch with *Bob and *Joe regarding fact sheets today.
M [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: too bad
M [05/22/2007 11:26 AM]: mmm that was SO good! i know you were jealous
K [05/22/2007 11:28 AM]: food teaser! after all that I've done for you! Showing you the ways of the world, this is how you repay me.
M [05/22/2007 11:28 AM]: dont go soft on me now K
M [05/22/2007 11:28 AM]: i'm counting on you to stay cold hearted and indifferent
K [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: me too!
K [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: oh wait.
M [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: i've been drinking those fruit smoothy naked juice things for breakfast and i think they make me hungry earlier in the day
K [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: i have a lunch with *Bob and *Joe regarding fact sheets today.
M [05/22/2007 11:07 AM]: too bad
M [05/22/2007 11:26 AM]: mmm that was SO good! i know you were jealous
K [05/22/2007 11:28 AM]: food teaser! after all that I've done for you! Showing you the ways of the world, this is how you repay me.
M [05/22/2007 11:28 AM]: dont go soft on me now K
M [05/22/2007 11:28 AM]: i'm counting on you to stay cold hearted and indifferent
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Sea Monster
This is what happens when you let "M" eat Laffy Taffy.
[10:49 AM] M: what is a sea monster's favorite junk food?
[10:50 AM] K: humans
[10:50 AM] M: no
[10:50 AM] M: ships and dip
[10:50 AM] K: oh my god
[10:51 AM] K: please stop
[10:51 AM] M: what's a sea monster's favorite meal?
[10:51 AM] K: sushi
[10:51 AM] M: no
[10:51 AM] K: stop
[10:51 AM] M: fish and ships
[10:52 AM] M: what's a sea monster's favorite dessert?
[10:52 AM] K: does it have the word 'ship' in it?
[10:52 AM] M: it might
[10:52 AM] K: a banana ship?
[10:53 AM] M: duh. no.
[10:53 AM] K: a chocolate ship cookie?
[10:53 AM] M: that's pretty good but no.
[10:53 AM] M: it's actually cake and ice cream
[10:54 AM] K: is that my hint?
[10:54 AM] M: no
[10:54 AM] M: that's what it is
[10:54 AM] M: cake and ice cream
[10:54 AM] K: i hate you
[10:49 AM] M: what is a sea monster's favorite junk food?
[10:50 AM] K: humans
[10:50 AM] M: no
[10:50 AM] M: ships and dip
[10:50 AM] K: oh my god
[10:51 AM] K: please stop
[10:51 AM] M: what's a sea monster's favorite meal?
[10:51 AM] K: sushi
[10:51 AM] M: no
[10:51 AM] K: stop
[10:51 AM] M: fish and ships
[10:52 AM] M: what's a sea monster's favorite dessert?
[10:52 AM] K: does it have the word 'ship' in it?
[10:52 AM] M: it might
[10:52 AM] K: a banana ship?
[10:53 AM] M: duh. no.
[10:53 AM] K: a chocolate ship cookie?
[10:53 AM] M: that's pretty good but no.
[10:53 AM] M: it's actually cake and ice cream
[10:54 AM] K: is that my hint?
[10:54 AM] M: no
[10:54 AM] M: that's what it is
[10:54 AM] M: cake and ice cream
[10:54 AM] K: i hate you
Monday, August 13, 2007
Moustache May & Vanilla Ice
Every May men in the office have a moustache growing competition. Just a moustache, no other facial hair allowed, and it has to be a full on moustache. As it is no longer 1975, it takes a while for them to get used to the new found fuzz on their upper lip.
m [05/09/2007 3:00 PM]: have you ever seen the impromptu musicals on youtube?
k [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: no! we should really post something on there.
k [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: is it good?
m [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: it's HIL-ARIOUS
m [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: this guy just all of a sudden gets up in the middle of class and starts singing, musical style
k [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: We should do that
k [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: With Glitter Babe Gabe
m [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: people would laugh so hard
m [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: i wish i had the guts to do something like that
m [05/09/2007 3:03 PM]: i'm pretty crazy, but not THAT crazy
k [05/09/2007 3:03 PM]: It's still early... we'll see in another 2 months
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: that would be great actually
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: we could keep some ghetto gear in our desk
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: and then just bust out in the middle of the afternoon rapping ice ice baby
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: or something
k [05/09/2007 3:09 PM]: We need the lyrics.
m [05/09/2007 3:10 PM]: Yo VIP let's kick it
Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
m [05/09/2007 3:16 PM]: you got 'em, now whatcha gonna do with 'em??
k [05/09/2007 3:16 PM]: I need to drop some knowledge on these fools
m [05/09/2007 3:18 PM]: ready....and.........GO!
k [05/09/2007 3:18 PM]: dont call me out. I'm still trying to get use to the mustache
m [05/09/2007 3:00 PM]: have you ever seen the impromptu musicals on youtube?
k [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: no! we should really post something on there.
k [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: is it good?
m [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: it's HIL-ARIOUS
m [05/09/2007 3:01 PM]: this guy just all of a sudden gets up in the middle of class and starts singing, musical style
k [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: We should do that
k [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: With Glitter Babe Gabe
m [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: people would laugh so hard
m [05/09/2007 3:02 PM]: i wish i had the guts to do something like that
m [05/09/2007 3:03 PM]: i'm pretty crazy, but not THAT crazy
k [05/09/2007 3:03 PM]: It's still early... we'll see in another 2 months
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: that would be great actually
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: we could keep some ghetto gear in our desk
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: and then just bust out in the middle of the afternoon rapping ice ice baby
m [05/09/2007 3:08 PM]: or something
k [05/09/2007 3:09 PM]: We need the lyrics.
m [05/09/2007 3:10 PM]: Yo VIP let's kick it
Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
m [05/09/2007 3:16 PM]: you got 'em, now whatcha gonna do with 'em??
k [05/09/2007 3:16 PM]: I need to drop some knowledge on these fools
m [05/09/2007 3:18 PM]: ready....and.........GO!
k [05/09/2007 3:18 PM]: dont call me out. I'm still trying to get use to the mustache
Backup Dancer
m [05/09/2007 2:37 PM]: so there was this girl that i worked with at my last company....
m [05/09/2007 2:37 PM]: she would always have her headphones on and she'd sing, terribly
m [05/09/2007 2:37 PM]: i'm going to start doing that to you
k [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: nice! what kind of music will you sing? movie soundtracks? rap?
m [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: 90's rap and celine dion songs
k [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: At the same time?
m [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: maybe, that would be a cool mash up
k [05/09/2007 2:39 PM]: fureal yo
m [05/09/2007 2:39 PM]: fo shizzle
k [05/09/2007 2:39 PM]: 90s rap... early rap like MC Hammer or later stuff like tupac?
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: both
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: a little vanilla ice
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: a little snoop dogg
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: maybe through in some ice cube
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: who knows?!?
k [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: that would be snaptacular!
k [05/09/2007 2:41 PM]: At the end of each song, you should throw a pen at Gabe.*
m [05/09/2007 2:41 PM]: no, gabe is one of my backup dancers...you know with the glitter and all
k [05/09/2007 2:45 PM]: he needs a sexy dancer name.
m [05/09/2007 2:45 PM]: b-to-the-gabe
k [05/09/2007 2:46 PM]: sexier
k [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: Like...
k [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: Butter Beans
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: so not sexy
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: come on
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: that was terrible
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: glitter babe gabe
*name changed to protect the innocent
m [05/09/2007 2:37 PM]: she would always have her headphones on and she'd sing, terribly
m [05/09/2007 2:37 PM]: i'm going to start doing that to you
k [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: nice! what kind of music will you sing? movie soundtracks? rap?
m [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: 90's rap and celine dion songs
k [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: At the same time?
m [05/09/2007 2:38 PM]: maybe, that would be a cool mash up
k [05/09/2007 2:39 PM]: fureal yo
m [05/09/2007 2:39 PM]: fo shizzle
k [05/09/2007 2:39 PM]: 90s rap... early rap like MC Hammer or later stuff like tupac?
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: both
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: a little vanilla ice
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: a little snoop dogg
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: maybe through in some ice cube
m [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: who knows?!?
k [05/09/2007 2:40 PM]: that would be snaptacular!
k [05/09/2007 2:41 PM]: At the end of each song, you should throw a pen at Gabe.*
m [05/09/2007 2:41 PM]: no, gabe is one of my backup dancers...you know with the glitter and all
k [05/09/2007 2:45 PM]: he needs a sexy dancer name.
m [05/09/2007 2:45 PM]: b-to-the-gabe
k [05/09/2007 2:46 PM]: sexier
k [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: Like...
k [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: Butter Beans
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: so not sexy
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: come on
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: that was terrible
m [05/09/2007 2:49 PM]: glitter babe gabe
*name changed to protect the innocent
Famima
Most of the conversations have to do with lunch or the daily dating drama of "M". This one is about lunch.
k [05/07/2007 12:04 PM]: famima?
m [05/07/2007 12:04 PM]: uh, what?
k [05/07/2007 12:05 PM]: famima. It's a little pre-sandwich convenience store around the block.
m [05/07/2007 12:05 PM]: what's a pre-sandwich?
k [05/07/2007 12:05 PM]: pre-made sandwiches, fruit, chips, etc.
k [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: made and wrapped and stuck in a rack
m [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: pre-made fruit, that's amazing
m [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: just kidding
k [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: why u gotta attack on a monday?
k [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: I'm barely awake still
m [05/07/2007 12:07 PM]: 'cause i'm tired and i don't feel good and you're all "pre-sandwich" over there
k [05/07/2007 12:04 PM]: famima?
m [05/07/2007 12:04 PM]: uh, what?
k [05/07/2007 12:05 PM]: famima. It's a little pre-sandwich convenience store around the block.
m [05/07/2007 12:05 PM]: what's a pre-sandwich?
k [05/07/2007 12:05 PM]: pre-made sandwiches, fruit, chips, etc.
k [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: made and wrapped and stuck in a rack
m [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: pre-made fruit, that's amazing
m [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: just kidding
k [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: why u gotta attack on a monday?
k [05/07/2007 12:06 PM]: I'm barely awake still
m [05/07/2007 12:07 PM]: 'cause i'm tired and i don't feel good and you're all "pre-sandwich" over there
Lunch
The office is so quiet that talking on the phone is embarrassing. Hence why most of the employees talk on the interoffice messenger, even when they sit right next to each other [as do "K" and "M"].
k [05/03/2007 11:57 AM]: cool. lets roll in a few minutes before my stomach starts making more noise than this room can handle
m [05/03/2007 11:57 AM]: what? you mean your stomach is growling at a very quiet, almost undetectable whisper?
m [05/03/2007 11:58 AM]: anything louder than that would disturb this room!
k[05/03/2007 11:58 AM]: yes but in here, it sounds like a roar of a thousand baboons
m [05/03/2007 11:59 AM]: 5,000 baboons
m [05/03/2007 11:59 AM]: and a squirrel
k [05/03/2007 11:59 AM]: a shaved angry squirrel
m [05/03/2007 12:04 PM]: speaking of shaved angry squirrels......i'm hungry
k [05/03/2007 11:57 AM]: cool. lets roll in a few minutes before my stomach starts making more noise than this room can handle
m [05/03/2007 11:57 AM]: what? you mean your stomach is growling at a very quiet, almost undetectable whisper?
m [05/03/2007 11:58 AM]: anything louder than that would disturb this room!
k[05/03/2007 11:58 AM]: yes but in here, it sounds like a roar of a thousand baboons
m [05/03/2007 11:59 AM]: 5,000 baboons
m [05/03/2007 11:59 AM]: and a squirrel
k [05/03/2007 11:59 AM]: a shaved angry squirrel
m [05/03/2007 12:04 PM]: speaking of shaved angry squirrels......i'm hungry
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Day 8 - PM
m [04/26/2007 1:29 PM]: do you ever have those moments when you wonder how your friends and/or loved ones ever made it through college??
k [04/26/2007 1:30 PM]: I dont know how I even made it. The biggest challenge for me when I went was how to do my own laundry.
m [04/26/2007 1:33 PM]: yeah, a lot of people don't know how to do laundry. however, do you know how to edit your resume?
k [04/26/2007 1:34 PM]: Edit the rez?
k [04/26/2007 1:34 PM]: I dont know if Im any good at it.
k [04/26/2007 1:34 PM]: I know I'm bad a fluff.
k [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: Some people I knwo are great at "massaging" their resumes.
m [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: but you know how to use some sort of word processor
m [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: that's what i'm getting at
k [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: I hope so. That's why I moved out of the cave and joined society
k [04/26/2007 1:36 PM]: you dude having issues with magic box that types?
k [04/26/2007 1:36 PM]: your
m [04/26/2007 1:36 PM]: yes!
m [04/26/2007 1:37 PM]: he's great with video editing and every other type of technology, but when it comes to typing something and formatting it correctly, it's like he's never seen a computer before
k [04/26/2007 1:38 PM]: okay so he isnt technology handicap, it's just desktop publishing tools...
k [04/26/2007 1:38 PM]: or he might be using the typical guy angle that I use. Be really bad at something so I don't have to do it. :)
k [04/26/2007 1:30 PM]: I dont know how I even made it. The biggest challenge for me when I went was how to do my own laundry.
m [04/26/2007 1:33 PM]: yeah, a lot of people don't know how to do laundry. however, do you know how to edit your resume?
k [04/26/2007 1:34 PM]: Edit the rez?
k [04/26/2007 1:34 PM]: I dont know if Im any good at it.
k [04/26/2007 1:34 PM]: I know I'm bad a fluff.
k [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: Some people I knwo are great at "massaging" their resumes.
m [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: but you know how to use some sort of word processor
m [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: that's what i'm getting at
k [04/26/2007 1:35 PM]: I hope so. That's why I moved out of the cave and joined society
k [04/26/2007 1:36 PM]: you dude having issues with magic box that types?
k [04/26/2007 1:36 PM]: your
m [04/26/2007 1:36 PM]: yes!
m [04/26/2007 1:37 PM]: he's great with video editing and every other type of technology, but when it comes to typing something and formatting it correctly, it's like he's never seen a computer before
k [04/26/2007 1:38 PM]: okay so he isnt technology handicap, it's just desktop publishing tools...
k [04/26/2007 1:38 PM]: or he might be using the typical guy angle that I use. Be really bad at something so I don't have to do it. :)
Day 8 - AM
m [04/26/2007 9:54 AM]: what's the "y" for in **?
k [04/26/2007 9:56 AM]: Yolanda
m [04/26/2007 9:57 AM]: really?
k [04/26/2007 9:57 AM]: :^0
k [04/26/2007 9:57 AM]: no. but if it was, it would hurt that you laughed.
m [04/26/2007 9:58 AM]: i wasn't laughing at you, i was laughing at......ummm.......something else
k [04/26/2007 9:59 AM]: You ere laughing at my Yolanda-osity!
m [04/26/2007 10:03 AM]: no, more like your Yolanda-ness
k [04/26/2007 10:04 AM]: Thanks for correcting my Yo-pas
**Actual name removed to maintain confidentiality
k [04/26/2007 9:56 AM]: Yolanda
m [04/26/2007 9:57 AM]: really?
k [04/26/2007 9:57 AM]: :^0
k [04/26/2007 9:57 AM]: no. but if it was, it would hurt that you laughed.
m [04/26/2007 9:58 AM]: i wasn't laughing at you, i was laughing at......ummm.......something else
k [04/26/2007 9:59 AM]: You ere laughing at my Yolanda-osity!
m [04/26/2007 10:03 AM]: no, more like your Yolanda-ness
k [04/26/2007 10:04 AM]: Thanks for correcting my Yo-pas
**Actual name removed to maintain confidentiality
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