m about to leave for a long weekend:
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: have a nice weekend
m [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: thank you. you too
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: dont drink too much
k [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: look both ways when crossing
m [07/26/2007 4:13 PM]: and this time, if boss comes looking for me and asks you where i am tomorrow, don't forget i'm on vacation
k [07/26/2007 4:14 PM]: :p
m [07/26/2007 4:14 PM]: or make something up like i'm training a rare breed of dolphins to rescue starving children off the coast of madagascar
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
cholesterol.
m [07/26/2007 10:49 AM]: i ate too much breakfast
m [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: i think that donut is going to give me a heart attack
k [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: I cant eat donuts right now. my doc said i need to lower my cholesterol
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: yeah you do. i've been wanting to tell you that your cholesterol has been pretty disgusting as of late and that you should do something about it, but i didn't know how without embarrassing you.
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: i mean it's disgusting
k [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: Well if you were my friend you would have said something knowing our friendship was strong enough to handle something like this.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: i don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror with all that cholesterol
k [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: The fact that you didnt say anything and I had to hear it from a stranger tells me you would rather see me dead.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: well....i can't help it. i'd rather you died than have to stare at your cholesterol all day.
m [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: i think that donut is going to give me a heart attack
k [07/26/2007 10:50 AM]: I cant eat donuts right now. my doc said i need to lower my cholesterol
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: yeah you do. i've been wanting to tell you that your cholesterol has been pretty disgusting as of late and that you should do something about it, but i didn't know how without embarrassing you.
m [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: i mean it's disgusting
k [07/26/2007 10:53 AM]: Well if you were my friend you would have said something knowing our friendship was strong enough to handle something like this.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: i don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror with all that cholesterol
k [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: The fact that you didnt say anything and I had to hear it from a stranger tells me you would rather see me dead.
m [07/26/2007 10:54 AM]: well....i can't help it. i'd rather you died than have to stare at your cholesterol all day.
i can kill you with my brain.
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: ]:)
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :_|
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :0
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: X-(
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: ?:|
aykim [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: and those are your emotions in just 2 seconds... I fear you.
m [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: you should. i could kill you with my brain.
k [07/20/2007 11:19 AM]: You can kill me with just confusion.
m [07/20/2007 11:20 AM]: well that's yr downfall. not mine.
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :_|
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: :0
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: X-(
m [07/20/2007 11:17 AM]: ?:|
aykim [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: and those are your emotions in just 2 seconds... I fear you.
m [07/20/2007 11:18 AM]: you should. i could kill you with my brain.
k [07/20/2007 11:19 AM]: You can kill me with just confusion.
m [07/20/2007 11:20 AM]: well that's yr downfall. not mine.
the dating blog begins
m talks to k about her strange dating experience:
k [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: if guys have to explain their behavior ahead of time then they arent ready to date my little girl... who is taller than me.
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: he wasn't explaining his behavior when he told me that story
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: i'm just putting two and two together
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: but then again i have no idea if that blog was really about me
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: it could just be a strange coincidence
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: cause he doesn't really know about kfed
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: no but he is assuming your friend position. Trust me, that posting is about you.
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: strange coincidence?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: like bumping into him at the grocery stroe to find out later he has a tracking device in your car?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: he's a loon
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: mace him
k [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: Or date him some more so you have content for the dating blog
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: nope. the rule with the dating blog is i can only go on one date
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: if i try to force myself to go on more, i may in fact throw up
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: i'm going to have to start handing out waivers to guys i go on dates with
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: "please be aware that any and all material, situations, and stories resulting from this date is subject to publication"
k [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: as long as names have been changed to protect the innocent...
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: well i don't care about protecting the innocent
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: it's the guilty i'm worried about
k [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: if guys have to explain their behavior ahead of time then they arent ready to date my little girl... who is taller than me.
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: he wasn't explaining his behavior when he told me that story
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: i'm just putting two and two together
m [07/17/2007 10:25 AM]: but then again i have no idea if that blog was really about me
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: it could just be a strange coincidence
m [07/17/2007 10:26 AM]: cause he doesn't really know about kfed
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: no but he is assuming your friend position. Trust me, that posting is about you.
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: strange coincidence?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: like bumping into him at the grocery stroe to find out later he has a tracking device in your car?
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: he's a loon
k [07/17/2007 10:27 AM]: mace him
k [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: Or date him some more so you have content for the dating blog
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: nope. the rule with the dating blog is i can only go on one date
m [07/17/2007 10:28 AM]: if i try to force myself to go on more, i may in fact throw up
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: i'm going to have to start handing out waivers to guys i go on dates with
m [07/17/2007 10:57 AM]: "please be aware that any and all material, situations, and stories resulting from this date is subject to publication"
k [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: as long as names have been changed to protect the innocent...
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: well i don't care about protecting the innocent
m [07/17/2007 10:58 AM]: it's the guilty i'm worried about
polka dot shoes, death & australia
m [07/05/2007 3:30 PM]: did you see my polka-dot shoes today? :-)
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: yep, they're pretty much the BEST
k [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: baIIs
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: ?
m [07/05/2007 3:35 PM]: is that your word of the day, "balls"?
m [07/05/2007 3:50 PM]: i need another diet pepsi please.
**k goes to kitchen and brings m a diet pepsi**
m [07/05/2007 3:52 PM]: thanks slave.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: you forgot the period
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: the period is very important
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: i wasnt done...
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die a gazillion deaths
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: .
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: that's better
**m ponders life in silence for 4 minutes**
m [07/05/2007 3:57 PM]: i wish i had an australian accent
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: yep, they're pretty much the BEST
k [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: baIIs
m [07/05/2007 3:32 PM]: ?
m [07/05/2007 3:35 PM]: is that your word of the day, "balls"?
m [07/05/2007 3:50 PM]: i need another diet pepsi please.
**k goes to kitchen and brings m a diet pepsi**
m [07/05/2007 3:52 PM]: thanks slave.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: you forgot the period
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: the period is very important
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die.
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: i wasnt done...
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: die a gazillion deaths
k [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: .
m [07/05/2007 3:53 PM]: that's better
**m ponders life in silence for 4 minutes**
m [07/05/2007 3:57 PM]: i wish i had an australian accent
crush.
m tells k to quit encouraging her interoffice crush:
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: it would be different if it was even a possibility
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: but it's so not. it's almost funny how much it isn't.
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: so
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: i don't know...
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: there's nothing after the so
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: we can have this carpe diem talk if anything ever happens
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: but until then, quit encouraging me
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: you're either very jaded or very crazy... I havent decided yet. I'll tell you later.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: why would this make me either?
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: I hope I just get a chance to say "I told you so." I really enjoy doing that.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: i do too
m [07/03/2007 3:23 PM]: * sigh *
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: and by 'i do too' i mean i hope you get the chance to say i told you so too
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: just to clarify
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: that i'm a total smitten idiot
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: it would be different if it was even a possibility
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: but it's so not. it's almost funny how much it isn't.
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: so
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: i don't know...
m [07/03/2007 3:20 PM]: there's nothing after the so
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: we can have this carpe diem talk if anything ever happens
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: but until then, quit encouraging me
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: you're either very jaded or very crazy... I havent decided yet. I'll tell you later.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: why would this make me either?
k [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: I hope I just get a chance to say "I told you so." I really enjoy doing that.
m [07/03/2007 3:22 PM]: i do too
m [07/03/2007 3:23 PM]: * sigh *
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: and by 'i do too' i mean i hope you get the chance to say i told you so too
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: just to clarify
m [07/03/2007 3:25 PM]: that i'm a total smitten idiot
the bruised lip.
m [06/28/2007 10:07 AM]: so apparently it's possible to bruise your lip
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: yeah, havent you seen boxers?
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: how did you do that m?
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i plead the 5th
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i mean......boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i was boxing
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: boxing? yeah... lip boxing!
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: thats pretty passionate boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:11 AM]: yeah whatever.
m [06/28/2007 10:12 AM]: today would be a good day to start wearing lipstick.
k [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: or not lip boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: your stories are not confirmed
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: i actually hit myself in the mouth with a book
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: now, why the book was flying in front of my face is another story....
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: why would someone throw a book at your face?
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it wasn't thrown
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it was being moved
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: at the speed of throwing?
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: who swings a book around
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: ?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: try again lip boxer!
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: people do. people swing books around.
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: it was being tossed from one location to another
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: not THROWN
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: tossed?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: sounds like throwing
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: no one THREW a book at my face
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: and this book just hit the corner of your lip?
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: was the book the size of a matchbook?
m [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: no
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: but it only hit your lip?
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: well it hit the side of my face, not very hard, but the corner of the book hit my lip and sort of pinched it
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: come on, i'm trying
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: next. you will tell me how you fell down the stairs and got a rug burn on your neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: Just stop.
m [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: there's nothing on my neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: now
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: yeah, havent you seen boxers?
k [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: how did you do that m?
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i plead the 5th
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i mean......boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:08 AM]: i was boxing
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: boxing? yeah... lip boxing!
k [06/28/2007 10:10 AM]: thats pretty passionate boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:11 AM]: yeah whatever.
m [06/28/2007 10:12 AM]: today would be a good day to start wearing lipstick.
k [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: or not lip boxing
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: your stories are not confirmed
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: i actually hit myself in the mouth with a book
m [06/28/2007 10:40 AM]: now, why the book was flying in front of my face is another story....
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: why would someone throw a book at your face?
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it wasn't thrown
m [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: it was being moved
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: at the speed of throwing?
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: who swings a book around
k [06/28/2007 10:41 AM]: ?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: try again lip boxer!
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: people do. people swing books around.
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: it was being tossed from one location to another
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: not THROWN
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: tossed?
k [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: sounds like throwing
m [06/28/2007 10:42 AM]: no one THREW a book at my face
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: and this book just hit the corner of your lip?
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: was the book the size of a matchbook?
m [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: no
k [06/28/2007 10:43 AM]: but it only hit your lip?
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: well it hit the side of my face, not very hard, but the corner of the book hit my lip and sort of pinched it
m [06/28/2007 10:46 AM]: come on, i'm trying
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: next. you will tell me how you fell down the stairs and got a rug burn on your neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:47 AM]: Just stop.
m [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: there's nothing on my neck.
k [06/28/2007 10:48 AM]: now
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