faster than lightning.

K: yo
M: yo
M: P* called me Flipper yesterday.
M: for no reason.
M: and i was like...why did you just call me Flipper??
M: and he goes...ummm....because you're like a dolphin??
K: whoa

*name removed to protect the innocent

talking to themselves.

m [08/10/2007 2:12 PM]: [silent treatment]
m [08/10/2007 2:12 PM]: yeah i know
m [08/10/2007 2:12 PM]: i know!
m [08/10/2007 2:12 PM]: "okay"
m [08/10/2007 2:12 PM]: just shut up

the moving "package"

k [08/03/2007 3:30 PM]: what did you see?
k [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: tell me!
m [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: nothing.
m [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: that's the point
k [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: LIAR!

k [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: you are such a bad liar
m [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: dude, i'm so not lying
k [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: whats my package look like?
m [08/03/2007 3:31 PM]: didn't see that either

Yoda you idiot.

m [08/03/2007 2:44 PM]: unbelievable you are.
m [08/03/2007 2:44 PM]: talk like yoda for the rest of the day i am.
k [08/03/2007 2:45 PM]: Roda?
m [08/03/2007 2:45 PM]: no, now you sound like the dog on the jetsons
k [08/03/2007 2:46 PM]: not scooby?
k [08/03/2007 2:46 PM]: monday
k [08/03/2007 2:46 PM]: we talk like scooby all day
k [08/03/2007 2:46 PM]: practice this weekend

peachy. duh.

m [08/02/2007 3:55 PM]: this is awesome: http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
m [08/02/2007 3:58 PM]: some of those actual do make legitimate phrases but then there are the "productize intuitive convergence"
k [08/02/2007 3:58 PM]: I love it!
m [08/02/2007 3:58 PM]: i think it's great.
m [08/02/2007 3:58 PM]: just peachy.
j [08/02/2007 3:58 PM]: innovative peachy solutions
m [08/02/2007 3:59 PM]: duh
j [08/02/2007 3:59 PM]: duh?
m [08/02/2007 4:00 PM]: yes. duh.

booger.

k [08/02/2007 2:35 PM]: baby steps booger buddy, baby steps.
m [08/02/2007 2:35 PM]: why am i booger buddy?
k [08/02/2007 2:35 PM]: i dont know, it sounds right when it comes to our friendship.

suspect.

m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: i don't know what yr up to.
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: but yr suspect.
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: [shakes head again]
k [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: I know what you're up to... and youre still suspect
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: it's impossible to know what i'm up to
m [08/02/2007 2:15 PM]: i don't even know what i'm up to